Christopher keeps dropping things on me (i’ve lost count of the amount of times i’ve been woken in the morning from him dropping his phone on my face) and now a bottle of coke on my head. His reply? “it’s because you’re so attractive” i swear to god.


"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"



i’ve been living in glasgow a year now and i still kinda have hardly any friends. My birthday opened my eyes a little bit and since i’ve literally been so fucking down about it. It’s really hard to make friends when you’re legitimately awkward as fuck, have the personality of the fish and not a fucking clue where to start or how to talk to anyone.